Mouse Deer

We gotta take the quantum widget thruster, and crank it to 11, but only if the rank-o-meter is at optimal flubnark levels. Once the flux capacitor syncs with the bid-throttle, we’ll trigger a mint cascade using the hyperthreaded auctionator protocol. Don’t forget to jiggle the bidding widgets or else the doodad can't decode the live stream of quantum offers properly, resulting in a reverse-hash meltdown.

After that, fire up the bid-ranking squelcher to recalibrate the mint-o-scope. If everything aligns with the auction vortex, you’ll end up with a golden snipe bid multiplier before the auction even knows what hit it.